Saturday, October 3, 2009

Katie Coruic

Oh! Another controversial girl named Kate! Why? Because she is not an over the top beauty and is actually a reasonably hard news person. For starters, yes, she is more of an 'everywoman' and not as remarkable as Katie Fey, for example. But, if you were at your kids soccer game and saw this MILF jumping up and down what would you think?

You'd hit it like the fist of an angry god. And don't even bother trying to say 'nuh uh' because I know better. She is a good looking woman. Plus she's got that thing going on with her poofed out jowls on her lower lips that I like. No, I don't know what it is but you know what I'm talking about. Go check her out on youtube and pay attention to the bottom lips, you will see what I mean.

Cate Blanchett

Cate Blanchett is an accomplished actress. She is well respected in the movie industry and I have a soft spot for her because she was one the original design inspirations for my favorite video game babe, Cate Archer. Oddly enough for as pretty as Cate is, it can be hard to find a picture of her looking hot, like this:

It's like she's always doing weird stuff with or hair or something to look artsy. She seems like one of those women who scorns her good looks because it gets in the way of her being taken seriously. Kind of like Megan Fox, the poor girl is an accomplished artiste' who cant seem to break past her beauty.

Hooo wahh!! I'm just messin' wut ya, she sucks. But Cate Blanchett is the real deal.

Friday, October 2, 2009

Katey Sagal

Katey Sagal is not the definition of a 'classic beauty', that is true. But she has more sex appeal in her left leg then most modern actresses have in their whole body. Katey came to fame playing  undersexed housewife Peg Bundy on 'Married with Children'. For some reason, Al Bundy never wanted to tap her. There was something wrong with Al. Maybe he is into BBW's, what the hell do I know. Anyway, here's a recent picture of Katey. Notice something weird?

She gets hotter the older she gets. Hell, she's hotter then Christina Applegate (who played her daughter on Married with Children) at this point. It's like she has that weird disease like that Button guy in that one movie thing with the Brad Pitt. At this rate by the time she hits 70 she is going to be the sexiest thing on 2 legs, or a walker.

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Catherine Bach

Catherine 'Daisy Duke' Bach needs no introduction, but I'm going to give you one anyway. If you were a young, impressionable boy who was a fan of  'The Dukes of Hazzard' TV show when it was originally on the air there is at least one trait you still carry to this day; you either have a thing for 1968 to 1970 Dodge Chargers, or you beg your girlfriend/wife to dress up in a pair of Daisy Dukes and say things like 'aw shucks' or call you Cletus while you chase her around the house.

Hell, maybe your like me and want both. Jessica Simpson played Daisy in the remake of 'The Dukes of Hazzard' and it was quite nice, but seriously, accept no substitutes.